I set my head on fire.
Platinum Blonde.
Bleached the "blackness" right out of it -
"I'm looking at that woman in the mirror."
The Texans say, "Oh shucks, that Big Apple went and swallowed her up, mind and all."
The New Yorkers say, "Stupid Texas, if you don't want the sun to fry your hair, lose the horses and invest in a freaking subway system!"
I've resorted to telling people that I have this hair for a part in a futuristic off off off broadway show...
...and since I only have one reader, I'm getting away with it;)
2 comments:
well your one reader is spreading the word. he told two people, and they told two people...
And the animals went in two by two hoorah, hoorah...
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